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20th january

If you are born on this day you are the best !

Yo you born on the 20th January?
Yeah bro how do you know “
Because you are the best

by Checs specs January 25, 2021

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20th of January

The 20th of January is let your gf rail you day.

Bf: do you know what day it is?
Gf: no
Bf: it’s the 20th of January

Gf: what’s that?

Bf: let your gf rail you day

by Jake Scarff February 2, 2021


January 20th

Its national student day.

Do whatever you want; swear at your teacher, start a fight, skip class.

The choice is your and make the most of it

I swore at my teacher on January 20th

by Txrl January 8, 2020

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January 20th

National sit on the toilet and think of all your mistakes day !

I’m gonna go sit on the toilet and think about all of my sins because it’s January 20th

by Jaybirds23563 January 20, 2020


January 20th

National fake sick day

Jack: Ughh I don’t wanna go to school

Megan: You didn’t here what January 20th is?
Jack: No what is it
Megan: It’s national fake sick day. Everyone’s doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 21, 2020


January 20th

If ur born on January 20th ur sweet reliable honest and good looking

For example if sombody says
Hey u look very good today
U say:that’s because I was born on January 20th💕

by Poppy 😘 December 6, 2020

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January 20th

Today is the day where you ask someone out and dump them in the same day. So get ready to be asked out and dumped by the same person.

Sorry, today is January 20th.

by ❤️❤️❤️🤪🤪🤪 January 20, 2020

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