On this very faithful day is where you can beat up anyone like a slender,furry,retard,or anyone you hate to do on this day to get a free prize on the 31st of December
Mikey: hey did you know on the 20th of December you can beat anyone up?
John: what are you even talking about? thats not a real holiday you fucking retard-
Mikey: *proceeds to beat him with a baseball bat until his skull turns into mashed potatoes and gravy*
Mikey: I win a prize of the 31st of December
National shag a sam day, annual event in which all sams across the world get laid.
Girl: hi whatโs your name
Sam: Iโm called Sam and today is the 20th December.
Girl: *bends over*
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