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This is the day the most beautiful and caring person in the world was born. You will never ever be alone, so many people are always thinking about you promise.
They’re so amazing they must have been born on 21st May !
That's when legends were born to be stubborn. <3
Some1: When's your b-day?
Me: It's on 21st May
Some1: Ohh gosh you're so stubborn
On this day, it is tradition to throw any boy named Jacob violently down the stairs
May 21st is the day we are all allowed to throw that one kid named Jacob down the stairs . We don’t care if he dies
National Blowjob Day
After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.
“Hey man, you gonna be celebrating National Blowjob Day this year? It’s on May 21st”
“Hell yeah dude, I just need to find some corn”
National choke someone to death day
It’s the 21st of may, time for people to die.may 21st
National play rocks day.
Play rocks with your friends.
Bro it’s May 21st let’s play rocks!!
National fuck that boy named Jacob day. On this day, it is tradition to throw that one boy named Jacob down a flight of stairs.
Hey Jacob! It’s May 21st! Get your ass on the stairs so I can push your dumbass off