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Jake’s birthday- Best day of the year. The best person was born that day. Literal god. Everyone shall celebrate it. If it’s 22 of January go out on the street and yell “HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!!!” or else…
A: What day is it today?
B: It’s 22 of January- International Jake day mf. Now get on your knees and praise him.
Horny people are born on this day
What day are you born in?
22 january.
Oh thats why you're so horny
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International 'Friends with Benefits' day
22 January
Friend No. 1: damn..., January 22nd is tomorrow
Friend No. 2 : U know what that means... ;)
"Bob looked at the calendar, and saw it said 22 January"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"
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22nd January is David appreciation day.
on the 22nd of January you should appreciate all the David's in your life and everything they've done for you.
isn't today david appreciation day?
yes, yes it is we should go appreciate a david
22 January is a day to appreciate davids
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On the 22nd of January, the big foreheads were born. Plot twist they also have no eyebrows...
The ones born on this date have a lot of guys texting on her phone, the bigger the hoop the hoe. (sometimes with a heart too)
But when you'll get to know her, she will open her heart up and love you.
Shes always late to class.
The 22nd of January being defined.
#1 Dude "Ohh you saw the new girl"
#2 Dude "yeah she seems like a baddie"
#1 Dude "Shes not, I was with her last weekend, she was born on 22 January"
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