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23 September

NATIONAL BISEXUAL DAY HELL YEAH well anyway, it’s the day that we celebrate the existence of bi’s such as myself, because EVERYBODY IS HOT

“Hey SAMANTHA did you remember it’s the 23 September today?”
“HELL YEAH TERESA
*kisses both teresa and george*

by thebimuffin September 9, 2020

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September 23

Kiss your Crush day

Just kiss your crush and get over with it. Or tell them you like them. September 23.

by OmgRonnyWhatsGood September 23, 2019

651👍 46👎


september 23

your best friend’s birthday. if someone’s birthday is today, they’re a pretty awesome person.

person 1: you’re the best friend ever
person 2: thanks
person 1: wait- isnt september 23 your birthday?
person 2: yeah
person 1: no wonder

by uhohstinkypoopoo October 15, 2019

261👍 30👎


September 23

people born on September 23 are usually the coolest, funniest, hottest, smartest, best friend a person could ever have

"wow, that September 23, is great. I wish I could be like her"
"I know right she's the best."

by Sophia hemligten November 2, 2020

55👍 4👎


September 23

national eat a chocolate banana day

girl: brings chocolate to bed
boy: wyd?
girl: it’s eat a chocolate banana day
boy: oh ok ;))))
girl: I love September 23

by lolpeepeehead October 15, 2019

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September 23

The day where beautiful people are born

“Wow today is her birthday September 23! No wonder she’s so beautiful”

by Z.............. October 27, 2019

172👍 26👎


September 23

National put your dick in a bag of Doritos day.

the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.

person 1 : “what’s your favorite flavor of Doritos?”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”

by necrophiliacs November 2, 2019

110👍 23👎