24 Carat Llama Nugget

Something you find when under the influence of alcohol, that seems fucking amazing at the time. But when you wake up in the morning is actually quite shit.

-Laurence finds a bottle cap.

Laurence: Guys look! Someone dropped two quid!

James: Its a bottle cap, you ass.

Gregg: Yeah. That certainly was a 24 carat llama nugget. You wankpotshitgay.