24th may

the day sad bitches are born

random bitch : "when's your birthday?"
sad bitch : "24th may"
random bitch : "oh damn"
sad bitch : "yea i know"

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May 24th

They are one of the sweetest, most genuine people. They care about others and tend to think about others emotions more than theirs. They love to express themselves and once they start something they finish it. Moreover they are extremely beautiful and have an amazing personality. If you mess with someone born on this day, they will bring hell to you but once you apologise they will forgive you.

Furaha: When's your birthday?
Bidii: May 24th.
Furaha: No wonder you are so amazing.

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May 24th

The day that one bitch was born

Person #1: Hey, what day is it?
Person #2: May 24th
Person #1: aw shit here we go again

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May 24th

National Tiddie and Dick Day, Grab Anything!

Fuck yeah it’s May 24th

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May 24th

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pAsTa on this Day. That's an order. periodT.🍝

1)"What's today? "
2)"Oh its May 24th."

1)"Have you eaten dat rigatoni pasta yet?"

2)"Of COURSE!"

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May 24th

The day that fine bitch was born. And that’s on periodt🤪✨💕🏃🏻 ♀️🙈

Ooo look it’s that fine bitch, did u know her birthday is May 24th

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May 24th

International day of cheese time

-Xander: It’s May 24th!
-Everyone Else: Cheese time!

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