on this day you get to slap a Maia its national hit Maia day
oh its 24th of October time to hit a Maia
24th October
It's the National Make A Baby day!!
Baby, it's 24th October, let's have a child!
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National kiss your ( fake or real) wife/ girlfriend day
my baby always looks so nice on the 24th of October so imma give her a kiss
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National kiss your ( fake or real) wife/ girlfriend day
my baby always looks so nice on the 24th of October so imma give her a kiss
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The day when a miracle was born. On this day you need to sing "happy birthday" to every dude you see because the god of gods was born. This day is also called the "didily dadily - day", short the ddd or sometimes well known as the Philipp day.
Happy Birthday to one of the best, smartest and most awesome boyfriend/new messiah
"oh boi, happy birthday to you!"
"what? my birthday is on the eight o-"
"shotototototohhhhh...today is the the ddd-day. Have you forgotten?"
"oh boi, you're right, I'm some stupid boi. well tidily dadily to you and happy birthday!"
"what day it is?"
"today is the 24th October . Why do you ask?"
"oml, its ddd!"
"dude! happy birthday!!"
"thx bro, happy birthday to you too!!!"
"didily dadily - day to everyone"
"hi I love you stranger"
"I love you too"
happy 24th October / didily dadily - day to you all, enjoy it with your loved ones <3
international SHUT THE FUCK UP day. all types of annoying people should stfu so we can have a day in peace.
"its October 24th"
"so..?"
"stop talking"
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National hit a vsco girl day, this is the day you can hit a vsco girl without getting in trouble (obviously they canβt hit you back) make sure to shove a straw up their ass and sksksk another straw down their throat
...vsco girls better beware of October 24th
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