If you were born on this day you are incredibly sexy and smart and you are lucky af π
"Bro are you born on February 26th!?"
"Yeah bro"
*aggressively makes out with waifu"
126π 11π
February 26th is National beef day, a day in which you call your friends beef gorl or guy
Why, it's February 26th AKA National beef day ! You know what that means? Laraiia is a beef gorl, isn't that funny
18π 1π
the day pickles are meant to be enjoyed
person 1: woah today is february 26th i will appreciate pickles
22π 2π
February 26th is national throw it back for your homies day, where the boys go all city girls on the bitches π³π³. Throw it back like a boss bitch boys, and use your power wisely.
Person 1: Hey bromie itβs February 26th, you know what that means...
Person 2: *throws it back*
Person 2: come here and throw it back on tiktok with me and show these 10 year olds whos boss
Person 1: *starts to sing act up by city girls*
A day where you talk about how often you fuck your friends mothers
Letβs say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, I fucked your mom on February 26th.
17π 3π
National nudes day! Ask someone for nudes, THEY CANT SAY NO!
Guy:ITS FEBRUARY 26TH! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
Girl: ugh... fine!
21π 5π
National stick your finger in your friendβs ass day.
βDude why did you stick your finger in my asshole?!β
βBecause itβs February 26th. Nation stick your finger is your friendβs ass day.β