Its libra season, the ducks are afraid of the mooing pigs and the stars are correlated so we must slap a Georgia on this sacred day.
Put all your rage into one day and slap a Georgia who can not stop or complain about it because she's a disgrace. No we love Georgia but if there's a slap day for everyone else it would just be rude to exclude her.
Person 1: Where's Georgia?
Person 2: Why do you need her?
Person 1: Its the 27th of september - slap a georgia day, I must expel my anger...
Both: ARRRRRR (charging towards her house)