Space day. All lights shut off so that us humans can see the very thing we came from. If we can’t see it any other day, today is that day
“It’s August 28th! You know what that means? It’s space day, kim!”
it is the day when an amazing person was born. smart. beautiful. practically perfect in every way. usually named chris are the people that were born on this day should be highly esteemed and recognized at all times.
person 1: bro it's august 28th
person 2: so what?
person 1: we have to go pay out respects to chris
person 2: oh yes let's go
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national tell your girlfriend her pubes look great day
“Hey babe it’s August 28th and you pubes look amazing”
August 28th is National ass eating day on this day everyone will eat ass
Omg bro its National ass eating day, let's go eat some ass.. Yes august 28th is the best day
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National tell your girlfriend her pubes look nice day
“Hey babe it’s August 28th, your pubes look great”
A good pal’s birthday! His name probably starts with a B, and he is sweet, kind, and charming. He might have bright blue eyes that you can Easily get lost in. He really cares for those he loves. He is the best best friend someone could ever ask for.
Look it’s August 28th it’s Bailey’s Birthday!
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the international spice smoking day.
hay its august 28th, can you believe the whole world will be smoking today.
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