βHey itβs the 29th May. Isabelleβs birthday, what a bad bitchβ
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National licking your homies testicle sack day!
Steve: Bro, its the 29th may!
Quantavion jr: Ok?
Steve: Its National licking your homies testicle sack day!
Quantavion jr: NAH FR?!
Steve: Now let me get on my knees and give em a good lick, no homo
Quantavion jr: Bet, no homo
National buy ur girlfriend floweres day
Oh shit itβs 29th may I gotta get my girlfriend flowers
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National boy friend day treat ur boyfriend right
Suck his dick 29th May boyfriend day send him titty pics
One of the Most prettiest people out there and the most funniest and loyal, if he or she is born on that day keep them forever
Iβm keepin u forever since ur born on May 29th
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May 29 is National Peppa Pig day. This means that you have to snort all day and just be like Peppa. Have the Peppa vibes in your veins all day!
Person one: *randomly snorts*
Person two: βUmmmβ
Person one: βdonβt worry itβs May 29th
*snort*β
Person two: βOHHH, *snort*β
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