29th of October

The day you can bully your tall friends instead of them bullying you :) Every time you see your tall friend you can kick them or punch them :)

You: *sees tall friend and kicks*
Them : what was that for

You: don’t forget it’s the 29th of October :’)

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29th of October

The day people with massive dicks are born (no matter of gender)
These people are very handsome and smart
So if you have a friend bon on this day don't you dare lose them

Hey did you know Mostafa was born on "29th of October"
Well he must have a massive dick

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29th October

This day, to be kind to insecure people, you will have to hug a flat girl. Let’s raise the awareness for flat people.

Erik: Yo that girl’s flat dude!
Mike: Dude, it’s 29th October! We have to give her a hug, bro!
Erik: Oh yeah, right!

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29th October

You're born to be a powerful human. You're unique from everyone

Are you born in Oct 29th? You are so lucky

The 29th October is special day from any other day

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29th October

It is a special day when your girlfriend whose name starts with "L" needs to send you a booty pic.

Jan: "Babe guess what day it is.."
Lara: "Not again... please."
Jan: "Its 29th October which is send your boyfriend a booty pic day!"

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29th of October

IT IS NATIONAL TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU LOVE HIM DAY!!! On this day you have to treat him like the king he is and send him a paragraph telling him just why you love him.

Mark: “my girl is being so nice today, wtf!”
Aaron: “duh don’t you know it’s the 29th of October?”
29th of October: national tell your boyfriend you love him day

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