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2nd of December
The day good respectful children go to school because that is what their mother told them to do.
Koby: Hey mum, itβs the 2nd of December so Iβm going to go to school because Iβm a courteous and upstanding hound student.
Mason: Yes Mother, I to shall be going to school as this is the right thing to do and I respect your decision as my primary caregiver.
Koby: here here!
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It is national skip school day
I am skipping school on 2nd December
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sickest day of the year. absolutely amazing. anyone born on this day is a god damn amazing person and you should give them a hug or something. if you have no friends that are born on 2nd december, you have a legal right to hug anyone you please
A: why did you hug me you dumb bitch
B: im lonely and its the 2nd december
Judge: yeah he has a right to, next case please
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2nd December is annual kiss a boy named Caleb day in all South Africa schools
Boy: Kiss me
Girl: No Caleb ew
Boy: you have to its 2nd December
If u dont respect your better half than this day will show it.
Do everything as your lover say and the other day switch.
Student: why u dont buy him this for 2nd December
Other student: because i dont love him
This means that u have to buy everything for only this day.
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International Shit Day:
(Noun) Yearly Event:
At 1.PM Universal Time 2nd December, we all take a shit together. Weather in public or personal bathroom, you must save your shit, then dump it every year.
International Shit day (2nd December)
Fred: Bro, I gotta take a shit
Erik: No wait. Save it for the 2nd of December.
Fred: You know what, you're right!
Erik: Tell your friends to save their shit as well.
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When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.
The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.
The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.
Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.
Lightning flashes
Everyone: Where did you come from??!!
Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!