2wd Jeep

Pronounced: Two Wheel Drive Jeep

1. When something seems really great at first glance, but upon closer examination you find that you have been totally misled by said object, and are generally very disheartened and sad.

Sean: Damn i tried to go down on this stupid hot girl last night and when i jerked her skirt off she had a dick?????
Lee: OMG 2wd Jeep!!!!!!i bet your were pissed.
Sean: Yea no doubt..i couldn't believe it she was so hot.
Lee: That is weak man.. im sorry that shemale got your hopes up.
Sean: I'm sad *sniffle*

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2WD

2 Wheel Drive. When a 4WD (a car with 4 wheels) gets 2 burst tyres.

"DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!! ANOTHER TYRES GONE!"
"Sugarnut, try to relax... It's still got two wheels. 2WD can be attractive to some people!"