3 beers

The standards quantity of beers (not drinks) to tell a police officer that you've consumed. This is especially true when you get pulled over for swerving.

Officer: So how much have you had to drink to night?

Answer: I'm sorry Ociffer, I only had 3 beers. Is somin' wrong wid my tail lights?

Officer: Step out of the car sir.

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3-beer challenge

The 3-beer challenge is a drinking game in which the contestants drink 3 beers as fast as they can. At the start of the competition, only 1 beer may be opened, and the first beer(wich is already opened) must be on the table. Whoever drinks their 3 beers the fastest wins.

The best part of this game is that after the challenge, everyone gets a good quick buzz afterwards, setting you up for a great night.

I don't even care that I lost to you in the 3-beer challenge, I still got a good buzz and it made your sister look even hotter.

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3 Beer Problem

A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.

I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.