30 second rule

Taking 30 seconds to think before you say anything, because 99% of what you say right away is stupid.

This is most commonly used in the World of Warcraft.

"Raloth, 30 second rule!!!"

"Shut up Raloth, 30 second rule!"

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30 Second Rule

In the case of not knowing exactly how long to keep smaller portions of food in a microwave oven, the general rule of thumb is to tap the "+ 30 Seconds" button on your microwave.

How long should I put the quesadillas in for?" "I dunno, 30 second rule?

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30 second rule of porn

A generally accepted phenomenon that of any porn scene (with the exception of compilations) the last 30 seconds will be the money shot.

Dude 1: You ever noticed that porn clips end immediately after the pop shot

Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn

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30 seconds rule

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.

Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"

Employee: "It fell on

the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"

Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."