3rd degree burn

A burn (dissing someone) which is a response, generally funnier, than an earlier statement deemed to be a burn. Generally delivered by a third party. (Can be the same party who delivered the original burn but not often.)

Person A: Your hair is ugly
Person B: Burn!
Person C: Not as ugly as your face.
Person B/D: 3rd degree burn!

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3rd DEGREE Resume BURNS

Having 3 or more degrees and still not being able to find employment thereafter.

John just finished his Master's Degree and now employers are saying he's overqualified. He already had an Associates and a Bachelors and still can't find a job! The only things he's receiving are 3rd Degree Resume BURNS!

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93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash

Dave's weed.

#PolePosition #StayLit

"Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick

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The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain

Darryl burn his cock doing “ extracurricular activities “ an did The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle