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national slap thon's forehead day
"hey it's national slap thon's large forehead day!"-person 2
"omg really? what are we waiting for!"-person 1
monday 3rd of may
If you were born on May 3rd then U the best cutie ever! You friends better learn to keep u around because you the best supportive friend ever, NO CAP! This is the best day periot boo! You a spring baby and u cute asf, so own it you shy bish!
“Oh yeah her/him, they really cool and they listen to everything!”
“Duh! They were born on May 3rd , ur slow bruh.”
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John : guess what today is
Clare : May 3rd??
John : yes, but it is also hug your crush day
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May 3rd is not only the luckiest day to be born but its also national thigh day meaning the person born on this day can have a free thigh pillow by whoever they chose
May 3rd is National punch a idiot day, similar to national kick a thot day
Person 1: person 2 do you know what day it is?
Person 2: no
Person 1: it’s May 3rd, national punch a idiot day
Person 2: please no
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the day of some of the best friends/lovers. they know how to deal with situations and can be a big bitch, but if you're on their good side feel special because they're a keeper
im so happy to be a may 3rd's friend
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