4th of July

1939: In the German Reich, discrimination against Jews continues with the creation of the "Reichsvereinigung der Juden in Deutschland".

German Teacher: "What was the most important datein 1939?"
Kevin: "The 4th of July of course!"

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4th of July

A time to celebrate the country's independence by blowing a peice of it up.

Dude, I got some sweet illegal fireworks for the 4th of July

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4th of July

The day dedicated to blowing shit up and getting away with it.

Man-"Hey, Dude, I drove up to New Hampshire to get some fireworks since they're still illegal in Massachusetts!"
Dude-"Fuck yeah, Man! Let's go blow shit up!"
Man and Dude-"Happy 4th of July, biznitch!

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4th of July

That one national holiday based on the Will Smith movie.

Today is the 4th of July!!

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4th of July

Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.

I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.

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4th of July

The act of giving oral sex while having pop rocks in your mouth

I gave Tonqueesha some pop rocks and told her to give me a 4th of July!

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4th of july

A day where people express their American patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants

eddie-hey I just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july
Tom- cool what kind are they?
eddie-not sure...the only thing that the guy I bought them from could say was "English no"

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