4th July

The day where you have sex in the back of a vehicle with someone with the name of Logan.

Hey it’s 4th July

Time to have some fun

4th of July

1939: In the German Reich, discrimination against Jews continues with the creation of the "Reichsvereinigung der Juden in Deutschland".

German Teacher: "What was the most important datein 1939?"
Kevin: "The 4th of July of course!"

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4th of july

A day where people express their American patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants

eddie-hey I just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july
Tom- cool what kind are they?
eddie-not sure...the only thing that the guy I bought them from could say was "English no"

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4th of july

Noun: The 4th day of the seventh month of our calender. Celebrated as the day America declared independance from the King. The 4th of july is also celebrated in England, they call it "Fuck-off-Puritan-Day"

1. Happy Fourth of July!

2. 'Ello then, it's Fuck-off-Puritan-Day today isnt it old chap?

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4th of july

is a day when everyone gets drunk and watch tv

i hate 4th of july as my shitty neighbors shout dam ass loud

4th of July

A time to celebrate the country's independence by blowing a peice of it up.

Dude, I got some sweet illegal fireworks for the 4th of July

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4th of July

The day dedicated to blowing shit up and getting away with it.

Man-"Hey, Dude, I drove up to New Hampshire to get some fireworks since they're still illegal in Massachusetts!"
Dude-"Fuck yeah, Man! Let's go blow shit up!"
Man and Dude-"Happy 4th of July, biznitch!

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