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Hotel shampoo relabeled as an energy supplement.
"5 Hour Energy smells and tastes like shampoo, so I decided to use it on my hair. My hair has never had more sheen and bounce."
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Dear 5 Hour Energy, how do I love thee let me count the ways. I love you because you instantly take me from feeling like I'm 68 to 19 all over again, I love you because you make me happy like a hippie in a daisy field, I love you because you make me feel rockin like Bon Jovi in 1986, I love you because you make me productive like Serpico even if the task at hand is rough. Love, Elisabeth Jane ♥
Ass kicking aweseomeness is obtained by drinking 5 Hour Energy!!!
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Crappy 5 hour energy shot that students use to stay up to do homework.
It really just makes you jittery
"AAAAAH, I drank too many 5 hour energies!"
"This 5 hour energy is the reason for my success!"
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The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.
Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.
"Becky, please just suck my dick!"
"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"
For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.
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To have sex for with a hot woman for five hours.
Bro: "Dude you have mad swag today, whats up?"
You: "I had a 5 hour energy the other day."
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