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International blowjob day.
Ladies this is the day you suck that dick in the most passionate way until he cums, and if he wants another round, you suck that dick again
5 October is the International blowjob day
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National pick up a chair and throw it day
Jimmy:Hey bro what you planning on doing today?
John:Bro it’s October 5th dumbass
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The day the hottest people were born... inside and out. The best kissers, funniest, smartest, and most crazy people were born on this day. Some may define them as perfect.
“Was she born on October 5?”
“Yeah, why?”
“Look at her! She’s got it all! She’s perfect.”
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A day where sexy, smart, humble and talented people are born, it is considered one of the best days in the month and the oficial beginning of spooktober.
Jhonny was definitely born on October 5
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Only the most sexy people are born on this day, if you know someone non in this day don’t let them go there hot
“Your sexy were you born on October 5th?”
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National food day. Eat as much food as you can!! Food is the best thing in the world so why not make a whole day all about food ?!
National Food day; October 5th
Today is national food day ! I’m gonna sit around and eat goldfish ;)
What would we do without food ?!
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the day when the absolute omnipotent powers were born
you were born on October 5th. All hail the leader.