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5 S's of football

the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).

Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.

by Fredrick Soft September 2, 2010

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