5 Stages of Grief

1- Denial
2- Anger
3- Bargaining
4- Depression
5- Acceptance

person A: My aunt has been through the 5 Stages of Grief since Biden won the election !
person B: Isn't she over-reacting ?
person A: Nah my uncle died of shock when he learnt that Trump lost.

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Trump's 5 Stages of Grief

Denial - He insists the election is mistaken, and clings to a preferable reality. "I won."
Anger – Denial cannot continue, there was no election fraud. "Why me? It's not fair!

Bargaining – "If I disown my family, become a vegan, admit I'm broke, lose the comb-over, can I stay? Please?"

Depression – Trump lies in bed, imagining 'home confinement' with an ankle bracelet. Still, better than prison.
Acceptance – He embraces the inevitable. Sharing a cell with Michael Cohen. For life.

Trump's 5 Stages of Grief were textbook perfect, right on the money.

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