55

To snuggle in bed, usually man behind woman.

______ = ARMS
|:::::
|..........= ABDOMEN
|___
::::::\
........|...= LEGS
____/

My husband and I 55 every morning for about 15 after the alarm goes off.

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55

A sex game played in the car. The front seat passenger performs oral sex on the driver, who must keep the car at 55 miles per hour without using cruise control.

Let's take the backroads and play 55.

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55

Pussy. Originated as a way to get around corporate email dirty word filters. Pu55y was used as a substitute and this was shortened to just 55.

That didn't hurt; man you are such a 55.
I gotta get me some 55 tonight.

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55

The international number signifying that someone is a girlfriend/boyfriend stealer.

Uh oh, he's wearing a 55. I'd better watch out for him.

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55

1. Orange drink Britvic tried flogging about twenty years ago.

2. Maximum age at which a woman generally looks sexy to a sex-starved guy in his late twenties.

3. Maximum speed it is safe to hover around on a 60 mph speed limit road with speed traps likely to be around the curve.

New Britvic 55, new Britvic 55, NEW!!!

She's still gorgeous at 55, and there's definitely no chance of knocking her up.

I'm doing 55. Better not push it with the cops out.

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55

The amount of times a creepy weeb looks at someone in an hour.

Eg. James, stop staring at grace! you've done it 55 times in the past hour

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55

Where do you go my darling
Where do you go?
I want to know my lovely, I want to know
Does the path you are walking lead to me
You got to show...
I want to know

my darling💓 55

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