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you think of a state and the other person has to guess what you are thinking, every time the person guesses wrong you move your hands from their knees upwards toward their 'junk' you stop when they guess right.
50 states is a way to touch a person you likes junk
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Alabama: Hicks
Alaska: American Russians
Arizona: Bad football team
Arkansas: ArKANSAS
California: Wildfires
Colorado: IM A GIRRAFE
Connecticut: Bipolar
Delaware: George Washington
Florida: Hurricanes
Georgia: Coca Cola
Hawaii: Moana
Idaho: Potatohoes
Illinois: Alcoholics
Indiana: Indian
Iowa: Dark zone of US
Kansas: Patrick Mahomes
Kentucky: Fried chicken
Louisiana: Popeyes
Maine: LOBSTAH
Maryland: Crabs and Clams
Massachusetts: The witch trials
Michigan: Big boi lakes
Minnesota: Vikings
Mississippi: That other southeastern state
Missouri: Beer and Kansas city
Montana: Far cry 5
Nebraska: A fuckin huge pointy rock
Nevada: Gambling
New Hampshire: Concord
New Jersey: New Joysee
New Mexico: Tall pointy fucken tree things
New York: Only 1 good football team
North Carolina: Texas Pete
North Dakota: Rocky president's
Ohio: Two blonde fuckbois
Oklahoma: State that looks like a pan
Oregon: Portland
Pennsylvania: Where I hope my real dad is
Rhode Island: SMOL
South Carolina: The worse of the two
South Dakota: The unwanted stepson of the northern-midwestern region of the us
Tennessee: Rock and Roll
Texas: Red dead
Utah: Salt lake city
Vermont: The adopted kid the North doesn't want or remember
Virginia: Gettysburg
Washington: Marshawn lynch
West Virginia: Felloff 76
Wisconsin: Has a weird fucken city (Milwaukee)
Wyoming: Doesn't exist
Bro the 50 states are weird
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It's much like the "mile high club," but much more difficult. You have to have sex (preferably a different person each time) in all 50 states.
"It took me almost six months, but I got in the 50 State Club."
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A now famous line used in the movie
horrible bosses
It is used twice in the movie
in the credits, they put a spin on it, leaving the audience laughing once the movie is over
-I would like to bend her over that barrel and show her the 50 states-
*Where is that from?*
-A movie-
*No it isn't*
-It is now-
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It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"
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It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"
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shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.
I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair
I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.
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