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50 Yarder

A chick that looks hot from far away but fugly up close.

Bro #1: Hey bro what do you think about that girl Alex at work?
Bro #2: Oh you mean "50 Yarder?"
Bro #1: Why do you call her that?
Bro #2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by mikehunt123123 February 10, 2015

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50 Yarder

When a person of the opposite sex looks incredibly hot from 50 yards away, but up close they are rather bland, plain or unattractive and make you want to die that you thought they were hot in the first place.

"Dude, Phoebe! I see this really hot guy! I'm going to get a closer look at him, text you what he looks like."
*Later*
"Dude, he was a total 50 yarder."
"That sucks, I hate those."

by YourAsianFriend November 6, 2011

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50 yarder

Someone who appears to be a banging ass ho from a far (about 50 yards). However when you come closer to them they appear much less like Jessica Simpson and much more like O.J. Simpson.

Guy A: o shit look at that banging ass ho, i bet she gets it poppin.
Guy B: Nah man ive seen her a party and she beat. She a 50 yarder.

by Da Sak September 10, 2006

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Marshall’s 50 Yarder

When you’re pulling into a Marshall’s store and you have to shit so bad you do the 50 yard dash to the bathroom, nearly shitting yourself while shoving others out of the way.

My dad pulled a Marshall’s 50 Yarder today. He nearly shat himself as he shoved that old lady who was blocking the bathroom.

by BleedingRed August 20, 2023


Nailing 50 yarders

Secret gay code for engaging in Coitus with old men.

Ian is really feeling himself. I heard he’s nailing 50 yarders every weekend.

by Haywood Jblome November 13, 2020