500th base

When you make love triangle and you end up jerking off every night with the sound of “Your little pussy belongs to me” videos in titkok, and at the same time your friend is trying to stick 500 umbrellas to your ass.

“Dude I hit 500th base last night”
“No way bro, how tf you took 500 umbrellas?”
“It was easy, my girl started pegging me.”