53rd date rule

The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.

“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter

“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle

“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter

“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle

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