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5th October

Michael Jackson fan day. A day to celebrate being an MJ fan.

Hey guys, it's the 5th October! Did you hear it's Michael Jackson fan day today?

by AntiWeeb August 28, 2021


5th October

the day where the biggest faggots are born

omg i’m so happy i’m not born on the 5th October because i Don’t want to be a fag

by obaofv August 3, 2021

12πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


5th of october

Best day to be born. Only people with big nutz are born on this date

i was born in 5th of october and i have a big...

by pplswithbugincar November 21, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


October 5th

People born on this day are lucky, for they are born on grab ass day. They are sexy beasts and most likely super tall and buff. If you date someone born on October 5th, dont lose them, they will get their revenge!

"Man, hes hot. I heard he was born on October 5th."

by Noodle hands October 16, 2019

122πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


October 5th

October 5th is the best day of the year. The greatest human being I've ever known was born today. She's beautiful, she's kind and she's absolutely brilliant. She's the most supportive person in the world and I absolutely cannot get through my life without her. I love her so much, I would die for her. I hope she has a great birthday and I know everything in her life is going to go great, especially her chinese assignment <3

Person 1: October 5th is amazing yeah?
Me: Yeah, she was born today.

Person 1: Awesome!

by Dave_Davis October 4, 2021

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


October 5th

National Grab Ass Day!

Hey alex it’s october 5th let me grab that ass

by Nehdjes October 5, 2018

66πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


October 5th

National girlfriends day is a day for your girlfriend so shower her with love and lots of hugs and kisses!! October 5th!

Boy 1: Bro girl get your girl a gift!
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: It’s October 5th national girlfriend’s day!

by yxung_nxgga.wrld October 3, 2021

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž