6 - love

To hear the words 6 - love being uttered at you can mean only one of two things.

1: You have failed that epically that there

is less than no chance of a recovery.
2: You have managed to get yourself into

such a state (by consuming whatever

it is that floats your boat...) that your

body is down to basic, essential

functions only.

Dude served himself up the absolute industry standard score last Friday evening. He lost track of 3 days and when, eventually, he returned to earth he'd sold his parents house and married a giraffe.

He chalked himself up as a 6 - love loser, kind of like Nadal playing a set against, erm, let's go with... an ironing board...