7-11 rule

The rule that states 90% of the time you call a 7-11, the person who answers will be Indian.

The 7-11 Rule
*Ring*
(In Indian Accenet) Hello my friend, welcome to 7-11

7/11 rule

The rule guys stick to when asked the dreaded question by a new girl, "how many sexual partners you have had." He wants to give a good number, if he says too few she'll think hes inexperienced. If he says too many she'll think he's a man whore. The rule, if you slept with less than 7 round it up to 7. If more than 11 round it down to that number.

Bobby: Tina asked me the dreaded question.

Tim: Did you stick with the 7/11 rule?

Bobby: DUH, I'm not an idiot.

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11 O'Clock Rule

The time that a party really "begins", no matter what scheduled time the party was actually supposed to start previous. This is the time that, without fail, droves of people show up all at once and a party can go from almost non-existent to full-fledged rager.

"Man, this party was so lame for like the past 3 hours, now it's insane! (Looking down at watch, seeing it's around 11 PM) 11 O'Clock Rule, happens every time!"

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Rule 11

If two friends of opposite gender are bored for over an hour, they must engage in sexual experimentation

Girl: God, there's nothing to do.
Guy: How long have we just been sitting here?
Girl: Over an hour.
Guy: Rule 11

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Rule 11

If one believes there is likely a mutual interest between themself and another individual, that other individual is either already in some form of a relationship with another individual or will soon be.

"I thought we were clicking, but then I saw her boyfriend."

"Rule 11, eh? Good luck next time."

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Rule 11

Don’t be a bitch

Guy1: let’s go cliff jumping dude

Guy2: idk man that sounds scary

Guy2: rule 11, dude

Rule 11

There is no rule 11

There is no rule 11
See rule 9

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