7th Inning Stretch

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.

Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.

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7th Inning Stretch

A part of the bases system- it requires a male and female either naked or partially naked sexually wrestling each other. The winner is the more dominant of the two.

"Dude! I got to the 7th inning stretch with Lizzy! I almost ejaculated!"

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7th inning stretch

A momentary break in a marathon sex session.

She:Are we done?
He: No, it’s just the 7th inning stretch

7th Inning Stretch

Between the top half and bottom half of the drinking game called “baseball” teams typically gather together during the 7th inning stretch where the opposing teams “hit the slopes” or inhale “performance enhancing stimulants “ to get themselves ready for the remainder of the ballgame.

Hey guys I can’t wait for the 7th inning stretch already and it’s only the bottom of the first inning!