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8:11 is usually considered a time of day. However, when said slurred and quickly - it's sounds like "anal lovin". Hence, 8:11 is the act of anal sex... which usually only lasts a minute - or until 8:12!
Keep in mind "8:11" should always happen twice a day.
Dean: "Todd, it's that time again!"
Todd: "What time is it?"
Dean: "It's 8:11"
Todd: "We better find some chicks within the next few seconds!"
Dean: "And by 8:12 they won't be able to shit right for a week."
DBS rules.
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a sad or tragic moment in a TV series, that is so shocking or so unexpected that anyone that witnesses it is at a loss for words or stunned into silence and ocasionally moved to tears. Named for the silent tick of the countdown clock on the hit television series 24 after Bill Buchanan sacrificed his life to save the President and Jack Bauer.
The final episode of season 5 of NCIS was definitely an 8:11 moment because the team had been split up after working together for 4 years.
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A common schoolyard joke, where a kid will ask you which number is your favorite. If you say 8, you're a lesbian (two vaginas), if you say 10, you're straight (a dick and a vagina), and if you say 11, you're gay (two dicks). Personally, this is an offending joke that makes fun of sexualities as wholes. You shouldn't hate gays, or you hate 1/10 of all humans on Earth with meeting most of them.
Some annoying kid ask ed me 8, 10, or 11, but since there's no number that represents bi, I just said I couldn't decide between 10 and 11 :>
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This is how to count to 20. Pretty sure you already know this.
I am going to count to 20. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.
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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.
Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!
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