8=========================D

A shovel, or most people like to refer it as a penis. You dirty bastards.

"Digging dirt up with this 8=========================D is hard work!"

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8=========================D

Male Genitalia

Person texts you "Hey what are you doing?"
You "Not much... Just stroking my 8=========================D."
Person "Have fun :D"

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8=D

I though it was a smiley face. I used it everywhere. Now I'm banned from lots of forums. =(

Me: I'm so happy! 8=D

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*

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8=D

What some people might consider a horse smiley is actually a depiction of a man's reproductive organs, & when used incorrectly, it leads to a lot of confusion & discomfort.

Person: Hey there, buddy! 8=D
Other Guy: Dude, what the hell? Why'd you make that emoticon?
Person: It's a horse smiley, right?
Other Guy: No. No it is not. It is a penis.
Person: ...
Person: Oops.

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8==D > ({})

Scientific notation of a closeup of a penis entering a vagina, or porn.

In notational form (8==D > ({})) only on the blackboards of very troubled math-teachers.. and the UD.com.
In non-notational form; the other 83% of the internets

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8==(''')==D~~~~

Masturbation, jacking off, beating your meat.

Raf: hey man jack me off yah
Raf: 8==(''')==D~~~~
Josh: damn dawg you must have a lot of time in your hands to come up with that shit

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8=(,,,)==D

masturbation, jacking off

self-explanatory, if you don't know what this mean then... LOL

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