8 count

n. a dance common in the south performed usually by feminine guys but can done by masculine gay guys also

"What you know about the 8 count?" says the feminine dude to the trade dude. "should I do the 8 count before, during of after I whup your ass?!"

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Standing 8 Count

The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping one's butt while standing.

Todd's butt itched, indicating a need for a standing 8 count.

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taking the 8 count

Waiting til the last second before getting up and getting back into the game

Leave me alone! I'm not drunk!! I’m just taking the 8 count! I'll be there in a second!!

a standing 8 count

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.

dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

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