85% rule

When someone fails to understand the essential part of the statement (misses the point) and rather points out an error in that statement.

Intervention: *Trying to get through to Timmy that family is everything, and you need them.
Fam: Back when QweZey was in trouble with the law, he came to us for help. Not his boy Alex, us his family. When shit goes down TImmy, remember family is everything.
Qwezey: I actually did call him, but you guys got to me first.
Fam:*glare- *85% Rule bruh, 85% rule

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The 85% Rule

The younger person in a relationship must be between 85-100% of the older persons age for the relationship to be socially acceptable.

Person 1- "Dude, I just got a new girlfriend"
Person 2- "How old is she?"
Person 1- "She's 22"
Person 2- "Dude, you're 35, that's not cool. You're disrespecting the 85% rule"
Person 1- "Oh shit, you're right"

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Rule 85

One of the rules of the internet. If it exists there is a pony of it.

Bob: Must we ponify EVERY MEME?!
Alice: Rule 85 bro.

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Rule 85

All buttons, valves, switches, latches, must be pushed.

Big red button? Rule 85.

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85% Rule

Applies to sports bars that are always right near capacity, but you could always find a seat.

These unicorn bars are the best of both worlds for fans: A great atmosphere AND people know they could still get in without reservations.

Melissa: Where we watching the game tonight, Fam?

Jeff: Ugh, I totally forgot to make a reso, I have been busy all week.

Melissa: Ok, tip-off is in one hour, let's go to 99 Wings, they are an 85% Rule place.

Jeff: So good, and they have the best cajun rub wings.