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On the 8th of November, you can kick your shortest friend 1000 times. If they die it's not my fault.
Me: Hey it's the 8th of November!
Friend: What.
Me: *kicks the shortest friend to Uranus*
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Who gives a fuck day a day when you don’t give a fuck about anyone or anything just don’t give a fuck
Oh today is the 8th of November national i don’t give a fuck day
Really bc I don’t give a fuck
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shag your best friend day
if a boy or a girl shag i don’t make the rules up
hayley: what day is it today?
jonathan: it’s the 8th of november which means it’s national shag your best friend day
hayley: what really ? well i have liked you for a while anyways
jonathan: me too lets go ;)
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On 8th november is the national gaming day
Kid:its 8th november
Patent:ok go and do it
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The 8th of November is one of the many days for straight people. There are many other National Straight Peoples Day. On the 8th of November, say hi to a straight friend.
Friend: It’s the 8th of November! My birthday
Other friend: Oh so you must be straight!
Guy: *kisses girl*
His crush: wait why?
guy: its 8th november
Kiss you crush/boyfriend/girlfriend day.
Girl: *kisses boyfriend*
Boy: why?
Girl: bc it 8th November