9 Loko

A 4 loko mixed with a 5 hour energy, making the drinker absolutely blasted for a while.

Yo, Stevie just downed a 9 Loko and ran to speedway and back in 10 minutes!

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9-Loko-Maow

A 4-Loko mixed with a 5-hour energy and a couple bottles of Catnip Cocktail

Bro, I hit the Nutrition Zone with a pack of 4-Loko and a Big-Gulp cup to mix up some 9-Loko-Maow.

9-hour-loko

A drink combing 4-Loko and 5-Hour Energy. (5+4=9). Heart failure is almost guaranteed following consumption two servings.

#1: What happened to Alex last night?
#2: Well after he and that girl each drank a 9-hour-loko, they proceeded to get naked and skinny dip in the lake.
#1: It's January...
#2: Exactly.

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