9 april

The day that a legend was born.

Anthony Collette

When is the legend born? On 9 april.

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9 april 2003

The day A FAT ASS BITCH was born.

9 april 2003: Fat ass bitch day

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April 9

National fuck your friend day

Can I fuck you on April 9th please it’s a free pass

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April 9

any guy or girl born on this day better be held dear to your heart. They are going to be the best person and they have the biggest hearts ever but don’t fuck them over, if you do then good luck.

Guy: My girlfriends birthday is today!
Friend: Oh shit, April 9th? Damn you work good.

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April 9

national me day

my birthday is April 9
this is a joke

April 9

April 9th was the day the most baddest, goofiest, silly, extra, always ready, attitude, bitch was born and that’s period cause you can’t be her

Boy: what’s today

Girl: April 9 my birthday

Boy: oh shoot

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April 9

National nap day just take a nap

Julie:why are you sleeping so much
Ally:ITS APRIL 9

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