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the national kick that bitch who’s birthday is today
hey happy birthday: “kicks”
BITCHH WHAT WAS THAT
Me: remember todAys 9 DeCeMbEr!!!
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slap someone with the name simon and kick him in the balls 36 times
simon its 9 december, you know what that means
oooga wooga buuuga wuuuga
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December 9th, National Heartbreak day
On this day in 2022 alot of girls around the world were heartbroken as they had to say bye to their love, Neymar Junior after Brazil lost to Croatia in a penalty shootout in the Quater finals
Girl A: "Why are you crying"
Girl B: "Todays 9 December"
Girl A: * Also starts crying*
she's a pretty and short, that's a fact periodt.
oh, so you're born on 9 December 2007, no wonder you're so short.
december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason
*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit
because its december 9
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If you were born on December 9, you're a legend and we share the same birthday. Only the best people could be born on this day.
Person 1: It's December 9 which is my BDAY!!!
Person 2: Same! We're both legends!
Her: will you go out with me
Him: yes
December 9th
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