9 or 6

The act of sucking yourself off if you're a male, The act of eating youself out if you're a female

guy 1: dude i tried so hard to get laid at the club last night but i was just too drunk
guy 2: really?what did you do when you got back home then? You had all night reserved at the hotel.
guy 1: i just went back to the hotel, lit some candles, dimmed the lights and 9 or 6ed myself all night
guy 2: dude if you took a drink of my soda after that i swear to god i will kill you

4👍 6👎

John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.

Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.

4👍 1👎

6*9+6+9=69

What happends when you have triplets

Doctor" you got a 6*9+6+9=69"

Female" so triplets"

9👍 3👎

K 9 6 9

Song by EUGENE. Means "Canine 6 9".
Furry joke. Dogs, I guess

Furry: "Look at those dogs, they're doing K 9 6 9"

2👍 2👎

(6 x 9)+(6+9) = 69

is mathematical expression/equation sex that means two

general mathematical symbols or expressions, numbers, etc

√99: What (so)up guys, I was (6 x 9)+(6+9) = 69 with (34,5 x 4)
Plus Symbol (+):What is that??
3:Go to urban dicionary to see lol

13👍 7👎

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0

Boom!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

46👍 22👎

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You are beyond dead. Your soul must have been destroyed if you typed the word above.

My great times 1000 grandpa is /?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaApPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7 & 6^5%4$3#2@1!`~

10👍 1👎