Really nice boys with giant horse cocks are born on this day.
Wow, that boy must have been born on 9 September
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βWhy you so happy dadβ
Itβs 9 September I can put you up for adoptionβ
βOhβ
The most funniest person is born on this day they are really caring and care most about others before themselves. Others should really be more considerate about there feeling when talking to them.
Person #1: Yo that person is born on September 9.
Person #2: We should really get to know them.
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September 9 is national ask out your bf/gf/crush
Reinier: hey we should go on a date since its September 9
Nicole: yea sure
Whoever is born on this day have the brightest futures
Unpopular kid
20 years later
Wins an Oscar on September 9
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The funniest people are born on this day, they are the ones who hold the most genuine and kindest souls, they care the most and always put others before themselves. If you find one, never let him/her go, they are keepers.
That person was born on September 9, I wish i was her.
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National sweet-sensitive girl day. The sensitive girls arenβt celebrated enough, letβs show them some love on September 9.
boyfriend: do you want a hug?
girl: yeah, why are you asking?
boyfriend: itβs September 9
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