991

the bootleg police arrived

person 1) help me I'm getting robbed

person 2) call 991

person 1) it didn't work

person 2) sike thats the wrong number

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991

Foot fetish hotline

I like feet

You should call 991

991

It's like the special person you want with your soul. In any case it refers to the trend of: 99 reasons to leave, 1 to stay.

So, this can be used as something ironic, example: ''I have an emergency, call my 991.''

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fx 991 cw

Its just an calculator.... only for nerds.

Guy 1: fx 991 cw
Guy 2: what do you mean?