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Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.
"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."
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noun
An extremely large mullet- Hairstyle made popular in the 80s
I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town.
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To sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.
"Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi."
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Noun;
The hair thst grows around your asshole
Tom tried to shave his Bon Jovi, but he ended up with a horrible infection.
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lack of hair straightners . looks like a poodle crawled on a persons head died and fused to the scalp
omg what the hell happened to u ??
thats a real bon jovi!!
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When you see a girl from behind with tight jeans, long flowing hair, only to find out its a guy from the front.
Hey, check out this broad... Oh, shit its a Bon Jovi!!! GROSS
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to be interupted in the act of sex, i.e. while you are "half way there". see also getting off at the billy mills roundabout.
trev - "i was shagging my bird the other night and got bon jovied by her mother"
dave - "shite eh?"
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