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A fetish in which a man is turned on by watching videos of his own child birth.
Mom: Bob what are you watching?
Bob: The day I was born.
Mom: Can I come in.
Bob: NO!! Hold on....
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK BASTARD?!?!?!?
Bob: I can't help it! I'm a cosgrove.
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After driving along a 2 lane road, to pass the line of cars in front of you on the right when the road spreads out to 4 lanes at intersections.
I cosgroved 2 cars at the intersection.
I had a 3 cosgrove at the intersection (I passed 3 cars on the right).
I had a negative cosgrove at the intersection (cars passed me)
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A dirty smelly fuck that is fat and lazy.
I'd rather hang out with a dead maggot covered rat in a trashcan than Cosgrove..
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Jeez miranda cosgrove is such a meme lord. She is the reason memes are memes.
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1: Proof that you don't need talent to get a record deal.
2: Teen actress for a few nick shows. Very annoying.
Dan: Hey, Chuck, Miranda Cosgrove's coming down to the studio right now.
Chuck: Ah, crap. Our voice altering equipment isn't working!
Dan: Oh, okay, I'll just tell her the studio's under construction or something.
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a teenager that is most known for her role on iCarly, a popular kid's show on Nick. she's also a pseudo-singer, but if you listen to her songs... you can tell that they've been synthesized. a LOT. it sounds like a PC singing...
some idiot: did you like- hear the like-- new Miranda Cosgrove song??
me: yes. and it goes to a new level of computers taking over our world. someday, we'll be listening to computers sing!
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