a cleeb

A cleeb is when you let your friends know that you'll be back in a bit, but instead appear after 7 hours instead of the intended 5-10 minutes.

John: Hey man i'm gonna go get a drink i'll be back in a bit

Gilbert: Oh man he's totally pulling a cleeb

Cleebes

Noun; A Home Remedy.Origin:Canadian, The Word was Created by a Mr. Boothe and a Mr. Fournier when the proper word was forgotten

Man you look sick, this Cleebes will fix you up!

[cleeb]

An awkward situation, or an awkward person

"so brad how was talking to your old girlfriend?"

"she made it so cleeb!"
or

"yeah Carlos is always being such a cleeb"

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Cleeb

A Cleeb is considered to be the abrasive skin opening around a womans cervix. Narrow neck liked passage below the uterus

I ejaculated directly into her Cleeb
Or
I found traces of her Cleeb under my fingernails

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