Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.
After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.
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Describes how fast one leaves an area, usually very quickly, as a fart would dissapate quickly in the wind.
When those cops showed up, he dissapeared like a fart in the wind.
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noun
1. an undeveloped idea
2. an idea that is not grounded in reality
3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition
4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world
Geezer: β¦so this βcrypto currencyβ, as you call it, which doesnβt exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yesβ¦exactly.
Geezer: Thatβs just a unicorn fart in the wind.
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1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!
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To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .
Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.
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A dirty wind of farts. Lighting a match at it may cause serious fire disasters.
If there is ever a fart wind coming from somewhere gassy like a manure factory or Wario, DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH!
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Not worth a good fart in a high wind: Worthless; no good; pitiful.
That last football play was not worth a good fart in a high wind!
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