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A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie โ€˜big ballsโ€™ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

โ€œSammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitchโ€

by Owen melling February 21, 2021

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